Twitch, twitch…fidget, fidget…
January 5th, 2007 RachelRemember that Friends episode where all the girls end up eating popcorn on the couch in big ol’ white wedding dresses? Hanging out…relaxing…feeling as pretty as can be - without the actual wedding ruining a perfectly, wholeheartedly, vainly, self centered moment.
Having multiple cats at least keeps me from reliving this.
About 20 feet away from me hangs my wedding dress, sealed up with some accessories and all.
“It’s right here. In this bag. Right here in my arms. You’re not even a little curious about what it looks like?”
“Nope.”
“How can you not wonder??”
“I want to be surprised when you come down that aisle.”
<pause>
“Take a guess.”
“A guess?”
“Yeah - guess. What do you think it looks like?”
“White? Long?”
Sigh…“Okaaaaay…what would you like it to look like?”
“Rach, I know you’ve picked something great…I’ll love whatever you chose.”
“Barf. Smooth…but barf.”
Bet he wouldn’t love this dress…how is she not tipping over backwards with that freakin’ bow?
