Debanter

Want to hang with the cool people? Now you can just look like you do. From Mashable:

FakeYourSpace,
which is edgy, and may not be completely worksafe, launches this week.
The service has an extremely amusing aim: it allows unpopular people on
MySpace, Facebook and Consumating to “buy� hot friends. For just $.99 per month, you can buy a
good-looking friend who will leave 2 comments on your profile every
week.

You can choose from scores of semi-clad male or female friends,
and “buy them� twice to double the number of comments they leave.
Payments are made via Paypal, of course. Want to annoy your
ex-girlfriend or boyfriend? Just ask your hot new friend to flirt with
you in your MySpace comments. Alienated all your Facebook friends by
being nasty to them? No problem - just buy some new ones! And there’s
no risk of your real friends discovering the ruse, since all of
FakeYourSpace’s profiles are set to private.

Managing 40 fake friends who leave you two messages (you write, of course) per week would be a job unto itself…there’d be no time to, like actually make friends.

Yeeeeeeaah…they also mention Badder Adder, which I had no idea existed, but I’m pretty sure is to blame for the friend/message spam that has made me distance myself from Myspace. You know you’re an evil marketer when…

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